Funny Faith!

Faith says all sorts of funny things.  I have been compiling a list that I thought I would share.

1. Mommy: What is the difference between the square and the rectangle?
    Faith: The rectangle doesn't have Jesus in it's heart.
    My conclusion - all squares go to heaven. 

2. "When I was little I drink your boobs." - Faith shortly after Trinity was born

3. Faith was watching a man cleaning at Costco
    Mommy: That man is working really fast
    Faith: Like daddy, round and round makes me dizzy!

4. I was rubbing Faiths back at night like I always do and I stopped.
    Faith: Why did you stop?
    Mommy: Because I'm falling asleep.
    Faith: But I need help. (She try's to rub her own back) I can't do it myself!

5. Faith: Tomorrow is Tuesday, not Threesday!

6. Mommy: What do married people do?
    Faith: They dance, kiss, and take a bow.
   (Too many fairy tales I think!)

7. Faith: Mommy, your delicious like a milkshake, daddy's delicious like a cheeseburger, baby sister's delicious like a Popsicle and I'm just Faith!

8. Mommy: You're so sweet and cute
    Faith: And a little bit funny sometimes too!

9. Faith: Why are there juice bugs on me!  (What she meant to say is fruit fly!)

10. Nathan and I were talking to Trinity at dinner and Faith was distracted by the cartoons on the TV at the restaurant. 
      Mommy to Trinity: Say mama, mama
      Daddy to Trinity: Say dada, dada
      Faith chimes in: Say Faith, Faith

11. Faith: Something smells stinky.  Maybe it's daddy's mouth...I think a bird pooped outside.  (Of course Nathan had just given her a kiss after having a beer)

12. Faith was playing with her Noah's ark toy. 
      Faith: One boy and one girl. (Then two zebra's were getting on the ark) daddy and Faith.